Elton John - in Cadbury chocolate
Cadbury created a chocolate statue of Elton John for display at Madame Tussaud's. Elton's partner, David Furnish, unveiled the 126kg man declaring that the new Elton looked good enough to eat. Doesn't he know that's 661,500 calories? Cadbury chose Elton because he recently was acknowledged as Britain's favorite celebrity, beating off Will Young, David Beckham, and others. Well, not beating them off literally. Anyway, as Furnish said while licking his lips, "What could be better than to take the person you love and dip them in chocolate?"
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