Columnist outs the Republican Party
Columnist Joe Donatelli may be on to something. "I have this theory I want to share," he writes. "The Republican Party is like that Bully who always picks on the Gay Guy in high school. The Bully beats up the Gay Guy because he's different - and in high school different is bad. Then to everyone's surprise (but Gay Guy), the Bully comes out of the closet after graduation. The Bully eventually realizes that he wasn't fighting the Gay Guy in high school. He was fighting his own sexual identity. And he repeatedly tortured the one person who could have helped him. By the time he realizes this, he has caused a lot of pain. All of which brings me to my theory: The Republican Party is gay."
Boulder Daily Camera
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